1 0) use a Mac (I'm sorry, I really am)
2 1) install the official Apple iOS SDK
4 2) build a sysroot/ of Telesphoreo by:
6 a) downloading and extracting this tarball:
7 http://test.saurik.com/cydia/sysroot-2.tgz
11 b) doing the following crazy stunts:
12 i) install Cydia Substrate (in beta)
13 ii) install Fink (the only sane choice)
14 iii) activate Fink (. /sw/bin/init.sh)
15 iv) fink install bash ldid tar wget
16 v) run ./sysroot.sh and wait a bit
18 3) type "make" to compile the executable