apt-private/private-moo.cc

   1 // -*- mode: cpp; mode: fold -*-
   2 // Description                                                          /*{{{*/
   3 /* ######################################################################
   4
   5    Here be cows – but: Never ask, never tell
   6
   7    ##################################################################### */
   8                                                                         /*}}}*/
   9 // Include Files                                                        /*{{{*/
  10 #include<config.h>
  11
  12 #include <apt-pkg/configuration.h>
  13 #include <apt-pkg/cmndline.h>
  14 #include <apt-pkg/strutl.h>
  15
  16 #include <strings.h>
  17 #include <sstream>
  18
  19 #include "private-moo.h"
  20 #include "private-output.h"
  21
  22 #include <apti18n.h>
  23                                                                         /*}}}*/
  24
  25 std::string getMooLine() {                                              /*{{{*/
  26    time_t const timenow = time(NULL);
  27    struct tm special;
  28    localtime_r(&timenow, &special);
  29    enum { NORMAL, PACKAGEMANAGER, APPRECIATION, AGITATION, AIRBORN } line;
  30    if (special.tm_mon == 11 && special.tm_mday == 25)
  31       line = PACKAGEMANAGER;
  32    else if (special.tm_mon == 7 && special.tm_mday == 16)
  33       line = APPRECIATION;
  34    else if (special.tm_mon == 10 && special.tm_mday == 7)
  35       line = AGITATION;
  36    else if (special.tm_mon == 1 && special.tm_mday == 18)
  37       line = AIRBORN;
  38    else
  39       line = NORMAL;
  40
  41    bool const quiet = _config->FindI("quiet") >= 2;
  42    std::ostringstream out;
  43    if (quiet == false)
  44       out << "...\"";
  45
  46    switch(line)
  47    {
  48       case PACKAGEMANAGER: out << "Happy package management day!"; break;
  49       case APPRECIATION:   out << "Three moos for Debian!"; break;
  50       case AGITATION:      out << "Whoever needs milk, bows to the animal."; break;
  51       case AIRBORN:        out << "It's a Bird ... It's a Plane ... It's Super Cow!"; break;
  52       default:             out << "Have you mooed today?"; break;
  53    }
  54
  55    if (quiet == true)
  56       out << std::endl;
  57    else
  58       out << "\"..." << std::endl;
  59
  60    return out.str();
  61 }
  62                                                                         /*}}}*/
  63 bool printMooLine() {                                                   /*{{{*/
  64    std::cerr << getMooLine() << std::endl;
  65    return true;
  66 }
  67                                                                         /*}}}*/
  68 bool DoMoo1(CommandLine &CmdL)                                          /*{{{*/
  69 {
  70    // our trustworthy super cow since 2001
  71    if (_config->FindI("quiet") >= 2)
  72       return printMooLine();
  73    std::string const moo = getMooLine();
  74    size_t const depth = moo.length()/4;
  75    c1out <<
  76       OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << "         (__) \n" <<
  77       OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << "         (oo) \n" <<
  78       OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << "   /------\\/ \n" <<
  79       OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << "  / |    ||   \n" <<
  80       OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " *  /\\---/\\ \n" <<
  81       OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << "    ~~   ~~   \n" <<
  82       moo;
  83    return true;
  84 }
  85                                                                         /*}}}*/
  86 bool DoMoo2(CommandLine &CmdL)                                          /*{{{*/
  87 {
  88    // by Fernando Ribeiro in lp:56125
  89    if (_config->FindI("quiet") >= 2)
  90       return printMooLine();
  91    std::string const moo = getMooLine();
  92    size_t const depth = moo.length()/4;
  93    if (_config->FindB("APT::Moo::Color", false) == false)
  94       c1out <<
  95          OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << "         (__)  \n" <<
  96          OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " _______~(..)~ \n" <<
  97          OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << "   ,----\\(oo) \n" <<
  98          OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << "  /|____|,'    \n" <<
  99          OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " * /\"\\ /\\   \n" <<
 100          OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << "   ~ ~ ~ ~     \n" <<
 101          moo;
 102    else
 103    {
 104       c1out <<
 105          OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << "         \e[1;97m(\e[0;33m__\e[1;97m)\e[0m\n" <<
 106          OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \e[31m_______\e[33m~(\e[1;34m..\e[0;33m)~\e[0m\n" <<
 107          OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << "   \e[33m,----\e[31m\\\e[33m(\e[1;4;35moo\e[0;33m)\e[0m\n" <<
 108          OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << "  \e[33m/|____|,'\e[0m\n" <<
 109          OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \e[1;5;97m*\e[0;33m /\\  /\\\e[0m\n" <<
 110          "\e[32m";
 111       for (size_t i = moo.length()/2; i > 1; --i)
 112          c1out << "wW";
 113
 114       c1out << "w\e[0m\n" << moo;
 115    }
 116
 117    return true;
 118 }
 119                                                                         /*}}}*/
 120 bool DoMoo3(CommandLine &CmdL)                                          /*{{{*/
 121 {
 122    // by Robert Millan in deb:134156
 123    if (_config->FindI("quiet") >= 2)
 124       return printMooLine();
 125    std::string const moo = getMooLine();
 126    size_t const depth = moo.length()/16;
 127    c1out <<
 128       OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << "                   \\_/ \n" <<
 129       OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " m00h  (__)       -(_)- \n" <<
 130       OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << "    \\  ~Oo~___     / \\\n" <<
 131       OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << "       (..)  |\\        \n" <<
 132       OutputInDepth(depth, "_") << "_________|_|_|__________" <<
 133       OutputInDepth((moo.length() - (depth + 27)), "_") << "\n" << moo;
 134    return true;
 135 }
 136                                                                         /*}}}*/
 137 bool DoMooApril(CommandLine &CmdL)                                      /*{{{*/
 138 {
 139    // by Christopher Allan Webber and proposed by Paul Tagliamonte
 140    // in a "Community outreach": https://lists.debian.org/debian-devel/2013/04/msg00045.html
 141    if (_config->FindI("quiet") >= 2)
 142    {
 143       std::cerr << "Have you smashed some milk today?" << std::endl;
 144       return true;
 145    }
 146    c1out <<
 147       "               _     _\n"
 148       "              (_\\___( \\,\n"
 149       "                )___   _  Have you smashed some milk today?\n"
 150       "               /( (_)-(_)    /\n"
 151       "    ,---------'         \\_\n"
 152       "  //(  ',__,'      \\  (' ')\n"
 153       " //  )              '----'\n"
 154       " '' ; \\     .--.  ,/\n"
 155       "    | )',_,'----( ;\n"
 156       "    ||| '''     '||\n";
 157    return true;
 158 }
 159                                                                         /*}}}*/
 160 bool DoMoo(CommandLine &CmdL)                                           /*{{{*/
 161 {
 162    time_t const timenow = time(NULL);
 163    struct tm april;
 164    localtime_r(&timenow, &april);
 165    if (april.tm_mday == 1 && april.tm_mon == 3)
 166       return DoMooApril(CmdL);
 167
 168    signed short SuperCow = 1;
 169    if (CmdL.FileSize() != 0)
 170       for (const char **Moo = CmdL.FileList + 1; *Moo != 0; Moo++)
 171          if (strcasecmp(*Moo, "moo") == 0)
 172             SuperCow++;
 173
 174    // time is random enough for our purpose
 175    if (SuperCow > 3)
 176    {
 177       if (april.tm_sec == 1)
 178          SuperCow = 1 + (timenow % 4);
 179       else
 180          SuperCow = 1 + (timenow % 3);
 181    }
 182
 183    switch(SuperCow) {
 184       case 1: return DoMoo1(CmdL);
 185       case 2: return DoMoo2(CmdL);
 186       case 3: return DoMoo3(CmdL);
 187       case 4: return DoMooApril(CmdL);
 188       default: return DoMoo1(CmdL);
 189    }
 190
 191    return true;
 192 }
 193                                                                         /*}}}*/